Chapter 1025 — A Successful Counterattack

"Hehe, Sister Yao Yao, I know already!" Shen Yushu stuck out her tongue.

"You!" Feng Xiaoxiao was so furious she nearly burst a vein, glaring at Shen Yushu: "This sprint round, I'm definitely going to beat you. Just look at those two balls on your chest, they're nothing but dead weight. Once we start running, they'll be the death of you! If you want to win, you'd better cut them off!"

"I think you're just jealous and bitter." Shen Yushu was utterly unbothered: "Haven't you noticed that your Sister Yunyun has started enhancing her chest too? You're still flat as a board, you know. Brother Chewing Gum doesn't like them small."

Gu Mengyao, listening from the side, furrowed her brows slightly. Wei Zhao didn't like them small? Then perhaps she... should she enhance hers a bit too? Even Tang Yun had started enhancing her chest. She couldn't afford to fall behind...

The young miss had never once entertained the thought of enhancing her chest before. After all, she had always lived in a world centered on herself, with only Xiaoshu as a friend in her life. She had no reason to enhance her chest for anyone, nor did she care whether big or small breasts could win a man's affection. But now... Gu Mengyao realized that she seemed to have started caring about such things?

Mm-hmm... it wasn't that she cared, it was that she had grown up and become vain about her looks! Gu Mengyao found herself an excuse! That's right, she had simply grown up and become fond of preening, mm-hmm!

"Who says so? Wei Zhao touched them, said they felt really nice, felt really good, he loves touching them!" Feng Xiaoxiao said in a fit of exasperation.

"He touched yours? When?" Shen Yushu was stunned.

"Just a while ago, when we were in Yanjing, at the auction, I was sitting right next to him!" Feng Xiaoxiao spoke with full evidence, precisely so Shen Yushu would understand she wasn't making things up.

"Oh, so it seems it was only once then?" Shen Yushu breathed a sigh of relief, then said with a giggle: "Brother Chewing Gum touches mine all the time when he's at home, he's touched them several times already!"

"You're talking nonsense!" As Feng Xiaoxiao spoke, a faint smile flickered at the corner of her lips, because out of the corner of her eye she had seen the PE teacher raise the little flag in his hand, about to start the race!

"You're the one talking nonsense..." Shen Yushu was about to retort when she realized something was wrong, because Feng Xiaoxiao had already taken off running! And Sister Yao Yao and the others had started running too!

"Haha, you big dummy Shu, I've got a head start!" Feng Xiaoxiao was dancing with delight: "This time I'm definitely going to win!"

"Wait for me, you cheated!" Shen Yushu bolted after Feng Xiaoxiao, but this was a hundred-meter sprint, and Feng Xiaoxiao had already gotten so far ahead. How could Shen Yushu possibly catch up? To run faster, Shen Yushu cupped her breasts with both hands as she ran, but by the time she reached the finish line, Feng Xiaoxiao had already been there for several seconds!

"Hahahaha..." Feng Xiaoxiao was laughing so hard she was about to cry: "Hahahaha... I won!"

"Laugh, laugh, why don't you just laugh yourself to death? No wonder your name is Feng Xiaoxiao!" Shen Yushu was absolutely livid: "If you hadn't cheated, would I have lost?"

"What do you mean cheated? The teacher waved the flag, and I started running. How is that cheating? You didn't see it yourself and you call me a cheater? You're just blaming society for your own bad luck!" Feng Xiaoxiao had finally delivered a perfect counterattack against Shen Yushu's habit of blaming the latrine when she couldn't poop.

"You!" Shen Yushu hadn't expected this Feng Xiaoxiao to be so formidable. Fighting her, she truly couldn't gain even the slightest upper hand. The two of them, up to now, could only be described as evenly matched, neck and neck.

"Hahahaha... I'm dying of laughter!" Feng Xiaoxiao was still laughing nonstop, but after two more laughs, she suddenly cut off with a "gah," then clutched her stomach and crouched down in some pain...

"?" Shen Yushu looked at Feng Xiaoxiao with some puzzlement: "What's wrong with you?"

"I just ran, and now I've laughed myself into a stitch, it hurts so much..." Feng Xiaoxiao said weakly, crouching on the ground.

"Ah?" Shen Yushu's eyes went wide, and she nearly burst out laughing! What did they call it when extreme joy turned to sorrow? This was it! A living, breathing example! But thinking of Feng Xiaoxiao's pitiful background, Shen Yushu naturally couldn't laugh anymore. She crouched down, helped Feng Xiaoxiao up, and said: "Come on, let me help you over to the seats to rest a bit!"

By this time, the PE teacher had also noticed something was off and came over to ask what had happened. Gu Mengyao stayed behind to explain, telling the teacher that Feng Xiaoxiao had merely gotten a stitch, and only then did the teacher breathe a sigh of relief and leave. If anything else had happened to a student, the PE teacher would have borne responsibility too.

Feng Xiaoxiao looked at Shen Yushu in some surprise! The two of them had been enemies just moments ago, and she found it a little hard to believe that Shen Yushu was really kind enough to help her over to rest!

"You... you really want to help me over to rest?" Feng Xiaoxiao looked at Shen Yushu in disbelief.

"Oh..." Shen Yushu's little brain spun rapidly. She was indeed behaving somewhat unusually. By all logic, now that Feng Xiaoxiao had a stitch and was looking so pained, she should have been pointing at her and laughing her head off. That would have been normal. But Shen Yushu truly couldn't laugh! Still, she finally thought of a reason that was more or less passable, and said: "I've met my match, so naturally I can't let you drop out so quickly. I, Xiaoshu, am a very upright person, I never take advantage of someone in trouble. So once you've rested up, we'll have another contest! Right now it's one to one, a tie!"

"Heh, is that so..." Feng Xiaoxiao heard Shen Yushu's explanation and found it reasonable enough, so she nodded and said: "You're actually not bad as a person. If you weren't fighting me over Wei Zhao, the two of us really could have gotten along."

"Yes, yes, I think so too." Shen Yushu nodded.

The two of them sat down on the chairs beside the gymnasium to rest. After resting a while, Feng Xiaoxiao had more or less recovered, but she didn't dare do any more strenuous exercise: "I'm afraid I can't compete with you today. I still feel a bit unwell, I'm scared I'll get another stitch!"

"That's fine, if we can't fight with fists, we'll fight with wits!" Shen Yushu said indifferently.

"Fight with wits?" Feng Xiaoxiao blinked.

"A prank contest, see whose pranking skills are superior!" Shen Yushu said.

"That's a great idea! But who do we prank? Let me say this first, I'm not pranking Wei Zhao..." Feng Xiaoxiao's butt still ached at the thought of pranking Wei Zhao. Besides, she didn't want to prank Wei Zhao anymore.

"Oh, pranking Brother Chewing Gum is out. He's too formidable, only a fool would try to prank him." Shen Yushu shook her head, then suddenly looked at Feng Xiaoxiao and gave a sly grin.

"Hmph!" Feng Xiaoxiao naturally knew what Shen Yushu was laughing at. She was mocking her for having once, in her ignorance, tried to prank Wei Zhao and suffered the consequences! Her face flushed red on the spot, and she stubbornly tried to defend herself: "That was because I didn't understand the situation. What are you laughing at!"

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